You realize you have just lathered your hair with conditioner instead of shampoo.
You need 2 shampoos to get the conditioner out.
You get to the conditioner step, but no, you use SHAMPOO again, for the third time on what used to be your hair and is now straw.
You get to work and scratch your car on a cement post in the parking lot.
You step out of the car into the rain without an umbrella to check the damage to the car and step smack into a deep puddle of water, soaking the bottom of your jeans.
You sit at your desk with a foot heater blasting your wet jeans all morning.
You realize that the razor burn you feel on your calves after the jeans are dry is not razor burn at all but foot heater burn in JUNE instead.
You realize all of this has happened before 10:00 am.
That's when you know you're in for a tough day.
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