It's nice to finally know why the FAKE NEWS NETWORK is so popular here in A-merry-ca. I wonder how this mentally ill thing breaks down by region? It shouldn't be too hard to find out. All we would have to do is find out which region watches the most FAKE NEWS, and, bingo, that would be your region with the highest concentration of mentally ill people right there.
Speaking of ill people, the cat who killed and dismembered those folks in Ohio is one sick dude. (He stuck their body parts in a tree? WTF?)
"MOUNT VERNON, Ohio – Two women and an 11-year-old boy were stabbed to death and dismembered before their remains were put in garbage bags and lowered into a hollow tree, a coroner said Saturday, the latest gruesome details of the murders that have stunned this tiny town.
Preliminary autopsy reports show that Tina Herrmann, her son, Kody Maynard, and her friend Stephanie Sprang were stabbed multiple times with a knife in the back and chest Nov. 10, Knox County Coroner Jennifer Ogle said.
"They were then placed inside large plastic garbage bags and later lowered into the hollow of a large tree," Ogle said in a statement. It's unclear exactly when they died or when their remains were put in the tree. There were no signs of sexual assault.
The remains of the family dog — a miniature pinscher named Tanner — were found in the tree with the bodies, said Joe Pejsa, a family friend.
The victims disappeared Nov. 10 along with Herrmann's daughter, 13-year-old Sarah Maynard, who was found bound and gagged several days later in the basement of an unemployed tree-cutter, Matthew Hoffman. Hoffman is accused of kidnapping the girl and keeping her in the basement of his home in Mount Vernon, about 10 miles west of Howard in central Ohio..."
Damn! Dude [allegedly] killed the family and the dog. I wonder why he didn't kill the daughter? Maybe he had a crush on her. My man, the next time you want to impress a young lady, may I suggest that you just send her some flowers?
Finally, you folks here in A-merry-ca just will not leave O alone. So now you are ripping the guy because he is rolling in a tricked out caddy over in Europe. I know I know, leave it to the black president to ride in a big gas guzzling caddy. But come on, he is the president. And a Cadillac is as A-merry-can as it gets.
"LISBON (AFP) – The Portuguese hosts of Friday's NATO summit hoped to use the event to promote clean-energy and electric cars, but all eyes were on US President Barack Obama's diesel-guzzling "Beast" instead.
As is usual when he travels, Obama's eight-tonne armoured behemoth of a limousine was flown out to Lisbon before the US leader's arrival, and it ferried him from the airport tarmac to his first meetings of the weekend.
Doubtless he didn't intend the Beast's roar to drown out his hosts' green message, but a US presidential motorcade and its attendant escort of Secret Service SUVs do attract attention, even at the most elite gatherings.
[Related: Obama and the bulletproof suit]
Earlier, Prime Minister Jose Socrates and his fellow Portuguese, the president of the European Commission Jose Manuel Barroso, had arrived at the summit in quiet, zero-emission electric cars.
"I'd like to underline the priority both our countries assign to renewable energy and electric vehicles," Socrates said, after meeting Obama, amid amused sniping from the Portuguese press at the mixed messages." [Article]
Speaking of ill people, the cat who killed and dismembered those folks in Ohio is one sick dude. (He stuck their body parts in a tree? WTF?)
"MOUNT VERNON, Ohio – Two women and an 11-year-old boy were stabbed to death and dismembered before their remains were put in garbage bags and lowered into a hollow tree, a coroner said Saturday, the latest gruesome details of the murders that have stunned this tiny town.
Preliminary autopsy reports show that Tina Herrmann, her son, Kody Maynard, and her friend Stephanie Sprang were stabbed multiple times with a knife in the back and chest Nov. 10, Knox County Coroner Jennifer Ogle said.
"They were then placed inside large plastic garbage bags and later lowered into the hollow of a large tree," Ogle said in a statement. It's unclear exactly when they died or when their remains were put in the tree. There were no signs of sexual assault.
The remains of the family dog — a miniature pinscher named Tanner — were found in the tree with the bodies, said Joe Pejsa, a family friend.
The victims disappeared Nov. 10 along with Herrmann's daughter, 13-year-old Sarah Maynard, who was found bound and gagged several days later in the basement of an unemployed tree-cutter, Matthew Hoffman. Hoffman is accused of kidnapping the girl and keeping her in the basement of his home in Mount Vernon, about 10 miles west of Howard in central Ohio..."
Damn! Dude [allegedly] killed the family and the dog. I wonder why he didn't kill the daughter? Maybe he had a crush on her. My man, the next time you want to impress a young lady, may I suggest that you just send her some flowers?
Finally, you folks here in A-merry-ca just will not leave O alone. So now you are ripping the guy because he is rolling in a tricked out caddy over in Europe. I know I know, leave it to the black president to ride in a big gas guzzling caddy. But come on, he is the president. And a Cadillac is as A-merry-can as it gets.
"LISBON (AFP) – The Portuguese hosts of Friday's NATO summit hoped to use the event to promote clean-energy and electric cars, but all eyes were on US President Barack Obama's diesel-guzzling "Beast" instead.
As is usual when he travels, Obama's eight-tonne armoured behemoth of a limousine was flown out to Lisbon before the US leader's arrival, and it ferried him from the airport tarmac to his first meetings of the weekend.
Doubtless he didn't intend the Beast's roar to drown out his hosts' green message, but a US presidential motorcade and its attendant escort of Secret Service SUVs do attract attention, even at the most elite gatherings.
[Related: Obama and the bulletproof suit]
Earlier, Prime Minister Jose Socrates and his fellow Portuguese, the president of the European Commission Jose Manuel Barroso, had arrived at the summit in quiet, zero-emission electric cars.
"I'd like to underline the priority both our countries assign to renewable energy and electric vehicles," Socrates said, after meeting Obama, amid amused sniping from the Portuguese press at the mixed messages." [Article]
I know damn good and well that you all didn't expect the president to roll into Lisbon in a plug in Fiat? "Quiet, zero-emission electric cars" are fine, but I am guessing that they aren't very good for protecting very important people. O's caddy comes with all the trimmings needed to protect the most important person in the world. Everything needed for communication is right at his finger tips, and the "Beast" can withstand an attack from a rocket launcher. So yes, go ahead and trick O's ride. Let the haters hate. Hey, at least it didn't break down in the middle of Rome like Bush's ride. Now that would have been really embarrassing.
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