Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'ammogram

Well, I just completed the annual "Wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am-mogram." I rewarded myself with a mocha frappe for taking care of myself. Of course, I can always find a reason to reward myself with a frap. A mammogram is certainly as good a reason as any.

At the end of the procedure, the tech asked, "Have you lost weight in the last year?"

Proudly, I responded, "How did you know? Yes, I've lost between 15-20 lbs."

She said, "It shows. It shows."

"OH." [Insert sound of balloon deflating.]

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