Elvis Has Left the Building, But I Got His Picture First

Yes, Elvis made his annual appearance at the Oneighty building today, just as I promised myself at 2:00 a.m. he would. The hundreds of people present for the Thanksgiving lunch loved him as much as they always have, and I got to eat pumpkin pie while watching him be-scarf members of the audience to "Viva Las Vegas." I didn't get much else done today. You know you wish you had my job.