"I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal"
Maybe it started with Sir Mix A Lot, I am not so sure. Maybe J-Lo, or, more recently, Kim. It could be all this interracial dating going on in A-merry-ca these days. Whatever the reason for this trend, white women now have another part of their bodies to upgrade. (I know I know, not all white women have certain....ahem , challenges in the booty area. And not all sisters look like Serena.) You poor folks, as if your breasts and your lips aren't enough to worry about.
Anywhoo, here in Philly it seems that Dr. Booty (my name for him/her) is on the loose
"A 20-year-old British tourist died early Tuesday after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks at a Hampton Inn in southwest Philly, sources say.
Police executed a search warrant at the Hampton Inn on Bartram Avenue Tuesday afternoon with suspicions that a woman is renting rooms in which she performs non-FDA approved butt implant procedures, sources say.
Suspicions of these hotel-room medical procedures came about after a woman visiting from England died 1:30 a.m. Tuesday after she had a butt enhancement procedure at the Hampton Inn and was brought to a local hospital, according to court documents.
Sources say the butt injections occurred in room 425 of the Hampton Inn and the now-deceased woman complained of chest pain shortly after the procedure.
The preliminary cause of death is attributed to silicone injected into the woman's vascular system, ultimately stopping her heart, according to the Delaware County medical examiner. The autopsy is not yet complete.
Four women from England, including the woman who died, traveled to Philadelphia on Feb. 5, sources say. One of the women had gotten a buttocks-enhancement procedure in Philly last November and brought three of her friends to receive the same butt-implant procedures in hotel rooms this week, court documents say.
When the woman who later died began feeling ill, the woman who performed the procedure took off, sources say.
The women stayed in rooms in the Hampton Inn, which were reserved by the woman who was hired to perform the butt injections, sources say. "
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Look, I have heard of coming to Philly to get a nice cheesesteak, but a butt? That's a new one. --Oh the power of popular culture influences. These poor girls flew all the way over from England because they wanted to get all Serena when they put on their True Religions. Now what are they going to tell the loved ones of this poor girl? That she had an accident while trying to put more junk in her trunk? Her poor mother. I hope she doesn't blame herself for passing on a lighter trunk to her poor daughter. I mean some things just can't be helped. It's not everything mother nature gives us that we should go messing with. The booty is....well...you just don't mess with it. These booty doctors need to quit. Nose job? No problem. Breast job? Go for it. Lipo? Knock yourself out. Booty touch up? DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Finally, on a far more serious note: Let's hope that Philly's finest got the right culprits who took that pregnant young lady's life outside of Philadelphia Traffic Court yesterday. You fight a woman and you beat her to death?! Are you serious?! Your parents should have been lining up at the police station to turn your sorry asses in.
I'm out.
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal"
Maybe it started with Sir Mix A Lot, I am not so sure. Maybe J-Lo, or, more recently, Kim. It could be all this interracial dating going on in A-merry-ca these days. Whatever the reason for this trend, white women now have another part of their bodies to upgrade. (I know I know, not all white women have certain....ahem , challenges in the booty area. And not all sisters look like Serena.) You poor folks, as if your breasts and your lips aren't enough to worry about.
Anywhoo, here in Philly it seems that Dr. Booty (my name for him/her) is on the loose
"A 20-year-old British tourist died early Tuesday after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks at a Hampton Inn in southwest Philly, sources say.
Police executed a search warrant at the Hampton Inn on Bartram Avenue Tuesday afternoon with suspicions that a woman is renting rooms in which she performs non-FDA approved butt implant procedures, sources say.
Suspicions of these hotel-room medical procedures came about after a woman visiting from England died 1:30 a.m. Tuesday after she had a butt enhancement procedure at the Hampton Inn and was brought to a local hospital, according to court documents.
Sources say the butt injections occurred in room 425 of the Hampton Inn and the now-deceased woman complained of chest pain shortly after the procedure.
The preliminary cause of death is attributed to silicone injected into the woman's vascular system, ultimately stopping her heart, according to the Delaware County medical examiner. The autopsy is not yet complete.
Four women from England, including the woman who died, traveled to Philadelphia on Feb. 5, sources say. One of the women had gotten a buttocks-enhancement procedure in Philly last November and brought three of her friends to receive the same butt-implant procedures in hotel rooms this week, court documents say.
When the woman who later died began feeling ill, the woman who performed the procedure took off, sources say.
The women stayed in rooms in the Hampton Inn, which were reserved by the woman who was hired to perform the butt injections, sources say. "
[Story]
Look, I have heard of coming to Philly to get a nice cheesesteak, but a butt? That's a new one. --Oh the power of popular culture influences. These poor girls flew all the way over from England because they wanted to get all Serena when they put on their True Religions. Now what are they going to tell the loved ones of this poor girl? That she had an accident while trying to put more junk in her trunk? Her poor mother. I hope she doesn't blame herself for passing on a lighter trunk to her poor daughter. I mean some things just can't be helped. It's not everything mother nature gives us that we should go messing with. The booty is....well...you just don't mess with it. These booty doctors need to quit. Nose job? No problem. Breast job? Go for it. Lipo? Knock yourself out. Booty touch up? DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Finally, on a far more serious note: Let's hope that Philly's finest got the right culprits who took that pregnant young lady's life outside of Philadelphia Traffic Court yesterday. You fight a woman and you beat her to death?! Are you serious?! Your parents should have been lining up at the police station to turn your sorry asses in.
I'm out.
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